We've sent you Plokta because:
| You have been thinly disguised as a superhero in this fanzine | |
| We're going to be doing supervillains next ish | |
| You sent us a LoC! More! More! We love you! | |
| You sent us another LoC! Carry on | |
| You sent us your fanzine. You'll never get off the mailing list now! Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
| You asked for a copy. We're amazed! Are you feeling OK? | |
| Send us your fanzine; Dr Plokta's short of things to read on his South Seas Island | |
| The Great Plokta Mailing List Cull hasn't quite reached you yet | |
| Your technology is more superfluous than ours | |
| We're shamelessly touting for Hugo nominations and we want to buy your vote | |
| We thought you'd like a taste of Pod's placenta | |
| This is a unique crossover issue with Pregnancy and Birth magazine -- we knew you'd be interested | |
| Next issue is also a unique crossover issue with Pregnancy and Birth magazine -- so we're preparing you in advance | |
| We'd like a few more Nova votes next year -- you do get five other fanzines, don't you? | |
| You don't get five other fanzines; look out for our special Crudzine Sample Pack | |
| You can't spell PLOKTA | |
| We think you could earn money as a boxing nun | |
| Alison's scared of becoming grown-up and boring | |
| Because you've been a good little boy/girl/lizard all year | |
| You have been selected for random electrical testing. Bzzz! |
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