We've sent you Plokta because:

	You have been maligned in this fanzine
	We're planning to insult you Real Soon Now
	We've removed the insulting remarks about you from this, your personal copy of Plokta
	You sent us a LoC! More! More! We love you!
	You sent us your fanzine. It was great/not bad/rubbish
	Send us your fanzine; Dr Plokta's short of things to read
	You can't tell the difference between an anagram and an acronym
	The Great Plokta Mailing List Cull hasn't quite reached you yet
	Your technology is more superfluous than ours
	Your copy of Plokta has been sub-titled for the humour-impaired
	You shaved Sue's elf; prepare to die
	We got your name from the T3 subscribers database
	Steve spotted your naked torso at the Mapplethorpe exhibition
	Steve spotted your begonia at the Mapplethorpe exhibition
	There's less technology in this one. Honest.
	You've sent Alison a selection of useful baby tips
	We think you'd like to apply for a PloktacardTM
	You are reputed to be like a teenage gamer on speed
	You are a great fan of Muffin the Mule
	You are task-oriented and goal-focused