A colour reproduction of the cover of the original paper fanzine.
The editors rabbit on about nothing very much for a couple of columns.
Please read this to find out how to get to the con, and book your hotel room now please. Also some local information about Leicester.
The Moose is a Harsh
How much is it possible to spend on a bed? The cabal conduct a special investigation.
Five Gold Rings
When shall we thirteen meet again? High summer sometime in 2001, if we can believe the roll of the dice.
The Four Fluid Path
Our Oriental Mystic Correspondent reports.
Our correspondents ruminate on every conceivable subject except for house-moving. Trust us, you'll be grateful for this omission.
What's in a Name?
Giulia de Cesare
Giulia demonstrates that she's considerably more marriageable than we thought.
www.plokta.com Artwork by Sue Mason (Sue for TAFF, George, Marianne, Santa, Corflu (1) & Dragon), SMS (Invitation), Craig Smith (Corflu (2)), Mae Strelkov (Hecto), Joe Mayhew (Madame Ctyob), and Terry Jeeves (Miss Universe 2001)
The cabal also includes Giulia "Gamera" De Cesare, Sue "Catbus" Mason, George "Barugon" the cat, Marianne "Podzilla" Cain and Steven "hiding in the toilet" Cain.
<plokta.con> is happening 26-29 May. See page 4. The con address is 3 York St, Altrincham, Cheshire, WA15 9QH and the website is www.plokta.com/plokta.con/
You need to book your hotel room if you haven't already
done so. Please book by 30 April if at all possible.
Phone 0116 253 1161
Fax 0116 251 3169
Quote "plokta.con" to get the convention rate.
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