Imbibers among you can go and do Wine Studies at Brighton University, or Brewing and Distilling at Heriot-Watt University. [For some reason, Alison knew where the UK's only brewing course was without being told]. We have absolutely no idea why someone would want to study Taxation and 3D Spatial Design at the London Guildhall University, but we can all see the attraction of three years of Computer Games Technology and Virtual Environments at Abertay University. On the other hand, Underwater Studies at Plymouth sounds rather challenging. But the star is the Central University of Lancashire, which offers such delights as degree level courses in Tableware and Commercial Floral Design. We're just wondering whether that last one is flower arranging or genetic engineering.